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#10.12 : Flashbacks

Résumé : Sheldon et Amy rendent visite à Mary au Texas quant à Leonard et Penny, ils vont chercher un sapin de Noël.

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Titre VO
The Holiday Summation

Titre VF
Flashbacks

Première diffusion
05.01.2017

Première diffusion en France
09.01.2017

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Etats-Unis (inédit)
Jeudi 05.01.2017 à 20:00
16.80m / 3.6% (18-49)

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Scénario : Steven Molaro, Eric Kaplan & Tara Hernandez

Réalisation : Mark Cendrowski

Penny and Leonard’s apartment

Penny: Hey, can you help me put some of the food out?

Leonard: Yeah. Let me finish packing this stuff up. You know how Sheldon is if he sees Christmas stuff lying around after New Year's.

Penny: Yeah, but he doesn't live here anymore.

Leonard: Well, he doesn't live at Walmart, but he still threw a tantrum when he saw Marshmallow Peeps after Easter… And that's the same man who complains you can't find Marshmallow Peeps after Easter.

Penny: Oh. It's Bernadette. She says they're running late. "The baby threw up on Howard, and then Howard threw up on Howard."

Leonard: Well, he didn't throw up on the baby. That's a win.

Sheldon: Hello.

Amy: Hi.

Penny: Hi! Welcome back. How was Texas?

Sheldon: Oh, you know. The Lone Star state. Hmm. That should be its Yelp rating.

Amy: It was not a great trip.

Penny: Well, you're home now.

Sheldon: Yeah. It is good to be home. I... Oh, good Lord! Is that mistletoe? Don't you maniacs own a calendar?

Penny: I told him to take it down. He would not listen to me.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Leonard: Did you at least have a good flight down there?

Sheldon: It was fine. Other than the weird-tasting juice Amy gave me. I slept the whole way.

Penny: So, what happened in Texas that was so bad?

Leonard: And before our next drive to Comic-Con, I need the name of that juice.

Sheldon: Well, we were on our way to my mother's house...

Rent car

Sheldon: How did we get in the car?

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Leonard: Hold on. How did you get him in the car?

Amy: I rented one of those carts, pushed him toward the open door and just let inertia take care of the rest.

Rent car

Amy: So, while we're at your mother's house, it might be a good time to tell her that we're living together.

Sheldon: Do we have to? I really don't want to hear the religious lecture.

Amy: Maybe there won't be one.

Sheldon: There's always one. She gave it to my sister about her boyfriend, my brother about his girlfriend, my father about his girlfriend… That one had some un-Christian words in it.

Amy: Well, she likes me. You know, there's a chance she might be okay with it.

Sheldon: Eh, I don't know. I am her precious little boy. And you did take my flower.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Penny: Do boys have flowers?

Leonard: Who knows what he has down there.

Penny: Mm.

Mary’s house: lunch room

Sheldon: Anyway...

Mary: Thank you, God, for the food we are about to receive and for the nourishment of our bodies and bless the hands that prepared it.

Sheldon: Amen. Given that your hands prepared it, isn't that a little self-serving?

Mary: You start changing the words to the prayers, next thing you know, you're in a church with a guitar.

Amy: Thank you for cooking, it looks delicious.

Mary: Oh, it's my pleasure. Mm. I'm so glad y'all could make it. So, tell me, what's going on back home?

Amy: Well, uh, Howard and Bernadette had their baby.

Mary: Oh, that's wonderful! Now, have they decided to raise it Jewish or regular?

Sheldon: Welcome to Texas.

Amy: They haven't said. Anyway, we, uh, we also have some exciting news to share.

Sheldon: Oh, wait, wait... I... Shouldn't we just eat? You know, I mean, God did take time out of his busy schedule to bless these Sloppy Joes.

Mary: Come on, Shelly, tell me your news.

Amy: All right.

Sheldon: This is on you. Amy and I are living together in sin, like a couple of New Yorkers. Now, while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and a fork. Joe may be sloppy, but Sheldon's not.

Mary: Well, thank you for letting me know, and I, for one, am thrilled.

Sheldon: What? What... Where's the judgment? W-Where's the fire and brimstone? Where's the part where you tell us we're going to Hell and I say have you seen the size of the bugs outside? We're already there!

Mary: Obviously, I would prefer if you weren't living out of wedlock, but given your special circumstances, I'm very happy for you.

Sheldon: And what "special circumstances" are those?

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Penny: Oh, boy, I think it's about to get bad.

Mary’s house: lunch room

Mary: Shelly, how do I put this? By your third birthday, you had memorized over a thousand different kinds of trains, and I never imagined a woman getting aboard any of them.

Sheldon: What, so... You thought I was going to be alone for the rest of my life?

Mary: No! Just for the middle part… 'Cause at the end I assumed there'd be nurses.

Sheldon: Well, this is highly insulting.

Amy: Sheldon, don't overreact.

Sheldon: I'm the child she was worried about? I have a brother and sister whose combined intellectual wattage couldn't power a potato clock, if I spotted them the potato.

Amy: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Mary: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Penny: What?

Sheldon: Well, I was in my room, I couldn't hear what they were saying.

Amy: I'll take over from here.

Mary’s house: living room

Amy: He's been in there a long time. Should I go talk to him?

Mary: He's upset with me. I should be the one who talks to him.

Amy: Are you going to?

Mary: Oh, heck no.

Amy: Sheldon, what... What are you doing?

Sheldon: Just being the un-socialized eccentric my mother always thought I was.

Mary: You startin' to see why I didn't go in there? Sheldon, if you're trying to prove me wrong, the tighty-whities on your head ain't changing my mind.

Amy: We're ignoring the fins... Okay.

Sheldon: Yeah. And I don't understand why you're taking her side. By being my girlfriend, she's saying you're a weirdo, too.

Amy: I don't think that's what she's saying.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Sheldon: And...?

Amy: That's exactly what she was saying.

Sheldon: Can you believe my mother thinks we're both strange?

Leonard: Absolutely not!

Penny: That's... Too loud.

Leonard: Absolutely not.

Amy: Well, after that, Sheldon and I got out of the house for a while.

Sheldon: Well, first we buttered my feet to get the swim fins off, and then we went out.

Rent car

Amy: You know, I'm sorry your mother made you feel bad. But, you know, at the end of the day, she was wrong, because you're not alone.

Sheldon: You're right. I have Leonard and Howard and Raj, Stuart, Penny, Leonard's mom, Bernadette, Wil Wheaton...

Amy: What about the woman who just buttered your big flat feet?

Sheldon: I was going chronologically. You're right between Koothrappali's father and Omar, the one-eyed Sparkletts guy.

Amy: Well, let's try to not let it ruin the rest of our trip.

Sheldon: I knew we should've never mentioned us living together in the first place.

Amy: She was gonna find out eventually.

Sheldon: Disagree. We've known about evolution since 1859. She still believes in Noah and his amazing zoo boat… This could have all been avoided if you'd only listened to me.

Amy: Sheldon, I knew your mother was fine with us living together because I already told her we were.

Sheldon: Why would you do that?

Amy: This was a potential issue, so I got out ahead of it and I managed the situation for you.

Sheldon: You "managed the situation."

Amy: That's right.

Sheldon: So my mother thought I was incapable of finding a mate, and my mate thinks I'm incapable of running my own life.

Amy: Not your whole life! I mean, science. You got that. Organizing your sock drawer, you're the king… But understanding how other people are feeling, that's a weak spot for you.

Sheldon: I have gotten much better at that.

Amy: Have you? How am I feeling right now?

Sheldon: What the... How should I know? Excited? Itchy? Give me the first letter.

Amy: You and I are in a relationship. I help you with your shortcomings, and you help me with mine.

Sheldon: How would you feel if I contacted your mother behind your back?

Amy: Delighted that you showed any interest in my family at all?

Sheldon: "Delighted"? What... Not if I guessed for a hundred years.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment

Bernadette: Hi.

Howard: Hey, guys.

Leonard, Sheldon and Amy: Hey.

Penny: Hi. There's the little family!

Raj: Hello.

Stuart: Hello.

Leonard: And their Sherpas.

Penny: Mm-hmm.

Howard: The baby's asleep, can we put her in your room?

Penny: Yeah. Go ahead.

Amy: Do you need help?

Howard: No. I got it. Doubtfire, Poppins, follow me.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Bernadette: Sorry we're late.

Penny: Oh, it's no problem, Amy and Sheldon were just telling us about their trip to Texas.

Sheldon: Yeah. Here. I'll catch you up.

Rent Car

Sheldon: How did we get in the car?

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Penny: Stop. Okay. They told Mary they were living together, there was a fight, he got his feelings hurt, then he put underwear on his head...

Leonard: On purpose, not the way it used to happen in high school.

Sheldon: I was acting odd intentionally.

Bernadette: Really? So you can control it?

Penny: Okay. Then what happened?

Sheldon: Well, there's really not much left to tell. I decided that my mother views me as a child because I never went through a rebellious phase, so, I got an earring… My mother made me take it out… Amy put alcohol on it… And here we are.

Howard: What did we miss?

Bernadette: I couldn't explain it if I tried.

Later

Penny: So tell me, how did Sheldon look with an earring?

Amy: Like the pirate who helps the other pirates connect to the Internet.

Howard: So what did you and Leonard do?

Penny: Actually, we got in a pretty nasty fight.

Leonard: It might've been the worst one we've ever had.

Raj: Oh, my God, what happened?

Leonard: Well, we had started binge-watching Luke Cage together, and it was kind of our thing, and then, I find out that she watched two episodes without me.

Bernadette: It's like I was excited for a present and got socks.

Stuart: I don't understand how that turns into the worst fight of your life.

Sheldon: I don't understand what's wrong with socks.

Penny: To be fair, we may have been on edge because of the Christmas tree.

Howard: What happened with the tree?

Leonard’s car

Penny: You do make a cute elf.

Leonard: Oh, yeah? And you thought Spock ears were only good for Comic-Con.

Penny: Hey, hey, I just found a farm where they let you chop down your own tree.

Leonard: Oh cool, I'll be like a pointy-eared Paul Bunyan.

Later

Leonard: Stupid idea.

Penny: No, what's stupid is a physicist who doesn't understand when you swing an axe, you don't let go.

Leonard: For the tenth time, my mittens were slippery!

Penny: Ugh. It's 70 degrees, you didn't need mittens.

Leonard: You know how easily I blister.

Penny: Yes, yes, you bruise, you peel. It's like I'm married to an old piece of fruit.

Leonard: Look, we could keep fighting and let it ruin our night, or-or we can stop and try to salvage the evening.

Penny: Fine.

Leonard: Thank you.

Penny: Leonard?

Leonard: Yeah.

Penny: There's something on the windshield.

Stairs

Penny: You need a break?

Leonard: Do not need a break.

Penny: There's no shame in asking for a break.

Leonard: If I need a break, I'll ask for a break!

Penny: Ugh.

Later

Penny: Leonard?

Leonard: Yeah?

Penny: There's a tree on you.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment

Penny: Oh!

Leonard: Sh... Ooh

Penny: Ah.

Leonard: You want to decorate it tonight?

Penny: Yeah, with gasoline and a match? Sure.

Leonard: I hope it kills us both.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Leonard: By the way, if anyone asks, the elevator shaft always had a tree in it.

Sheldon: So Bernadette, if I express interest in your baby will you promise not to make me touch it?

Bernadette: Sure.

Sheldon: Hey, how's life with your baby?

Amy: Really? You're never gonna touch their baby?

Sheldon: To this day I've never touched Stuart.

Bernadette: It's been wonderful, Sheldon, thanks for asking.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: living room

Bernadette: Oh, please stop crying, I'm begging you! I don't know what else to do! My boobs are empty. Do you want lasagna? Shh, shh, shh, it's okay, it's okay. Shh… What have we done?

Howard: Hey, I found superhero baby wipes, the perfect way to clean up crime... And tushies.

Bernadette: Ugh. It took me two hours to get her down.

Stuart: Oh, you-you relax, I'll take this shift.

Raj: You know, in India when my baby brother cried like that, the servants would just take him far away so we couldn't hear it… Not always, sometimes we'd leave.

Howard: Hey, he got her to stop.

Bernadette: That was so fast.

Raj: Oh, he's really good with her.

Bernadette: Yeah, he has a gift.

Howard: What's the matter?

Bernadette: Nothing, these are happy tears.

Howard: Oh, good.

Bernadette: No they're not, you bozo! How come Stuart can get her to stop crying, but I can't?

Howard: I mean, it's Stuart. Maybe she's playing possum until he goes away.

Bernadette: Not funny.

Raj: She's tired, that was funny.

Bernadette: Everyone's a better mom than me.

Raj: Oh, don't take it so personally, maybe your baby's just a jerk.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Sheldon: Wait, so how does the story end? Is the baby a jerk or is Bernadette a bad mother?

Amy: Sheldon!

Sheldon: W-What? Is there another twist coming? Is the baby not theirs at all?

Leonard: Ignore him. How did you get the baby to stop crying?

Stuart: Oh, I just talked to her. I've been told the sound of my voice puts people to sleep.

Penny: You poor things, you must be exhausted.

Howard: It has been hard to sleep with all the crying.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: How can she hate me? I make her food in my chest! It's like hating a frozen yogurt machine.

Howard: She doesn't hate you, stop saying that.

Bernadette: Now you hate me too!

Howard: Shh, I don't hate you.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Sheldon: It says here that up to 80% of new mothers experience baby blues. And that the best thing to do is reassure them that they're doing a good job. Bernadette, you are doing a good job.

Bernadette: Thank you, Sheldon, I'm feeling better now.

Sheldon: Thank you, Internet. I'm telling you, with the right YouTube video, I can give Howard a vasectomy.

Penny: So things started to turn around?

Bernadette: Yeah, eventually I figured out how to get the baby to sleep.

Leonard: Please tell me you didn't use Amy's magic juice.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: nursery

Howard: Bernie?

Bernadette: Shh. She's asleep.

Howard: Great. And where are you?

Bernadette: Down here.

Howard: Oh. This is new.

Bernadette: I didn't know what else to do. It worked.

Howard: Well, I'd say that's thinking outside the box, but... Come on.

Bernadette: Don't make me laugh.

Howard: Do you need help getting out?

Bernadette: I think I live here now. It's fine.

Howard: Is it okay if I get some sleep?

Bernadette: Yeah, go ahead.

Howard: Good job, Mommy. I'm proud of you.

Bernadette: Don't make me cry, either.

Howard: Good night. I love both my girls.

Bernadette: We love you, too.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Penny: I can't believe you fit in the crib.

Bernadette: I could take a bath in the sink… I don't, but I can.

Raj: So how were your holidays?

Stuart: thank you for asking. Uh, I, uh, went to visit my grandmother. She's in Bakersfield. Uh, usually my brother and sister go... Oh, come on!

Penny and Leonard’s apartment

Amy: That was fun, thank you.

Bernadette: Yeah, thanks.

Penny: Our pleasure.

Leonard: See you guys at work.

Raj: Be there bright and early.

Howard: Not me, paternity leave.

Sheldon: Oh! A small human wreaks havoc on his wife's genitals and he gets time off.

Howard: With pay, sucka! Forgot the baby, still new to this.

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