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#11.16 : La nomenclature néonatale

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Résumé : Quand Bernadette n'entre pas en phase de travail, tous ses amis essaient différentes tactiques pour faire démarrer le travail. Aussi, Howard affronte Bernadette après qu'Amy révèle accidentellement qu'elle a déjà choisi le nom de leur fils.

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Titre VO
The Neonatal Nomenclature

Titre VF
La nomenclature néonatale

Première diffusion
01.03.2018

Première diffusion en France
05.03.2018

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France (inédit)
Samedi 30.03.2019 à 21:00
0.33m / 1.6% (Part)

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Etats-Unis (inédit)
Jeudi 01.03.2018 à 20:00
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Scénario : Eric Kaplan, Maria Ferrari et Anthony Del Broccolo

RéalisationGay Linvill

 

Howard and Bernadette’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: Howie? Howie, wake up. It's time.

Howard: Oh. Did your water break?

Bernadette: No.

Howard: Are you feeling any contractions?

Bernadette: No.

Howard: Wait. Well, where are you going?

Bernadette: To the hospital. Today's my due date, and this crap needs to end now.

Howard: Honey, babies don't always come on their due date. Halley was two weeks late. But this baby's a boy. They don't take as long to get ready.

Bernadette: What are you doing?

Howard: I'm making the situation better with humour.

Bernadette: Are you?

Howard: Would you rather me make it better with magic?

Bernadette: Go back to sleep.

Howard: Ta-da!

Bernadette: You know, I hear that sex can induce labour.

Howard: Anything for my family.

Caltech: cafeteria

Sheldon: I believe today is Bernadette's due date.

Howard: Yeah. How do you know that?

Sheldon: Easy. 40 weeks from the date of her last period.

Howard: And why do you know that?

Sheldon: Well, excuse me for taking an interest in people.

Leonard: So, any day now.

Howard: Oh, I don't know. We went to the doctor this morning, and she said it could still be another week or two.

Raj: How's Bernadette holding up?

Howard: It's pretty rough. She's having a hard time.

Sheldon: Why are you smiling?

Howard: I had sex twice last night.

Raj: That's not fair! She's on bed rest. She can't run away.

Howard: It was her idea. She read that it can start labour.

Raj: Hmm. Is that true?

Howard: Well, I would have Googled it, but I was busy taking my pants off.

Sheldon: Yeah, not to brag, but Amy's last birthday brought my coital tally up to four.

Leonard: Whatever you're doing, it's not bragging.

Amy: Hey, guys.

Leonard: Hey.

Howard: Hey.

Raj: Hey.

Sheldon: Hey, I was just talking about you.

Amy: Oh, should I ask?

Leonard: You should not.

Amy: I'm trying to get our grant proposal together. Any chance you've finished up those mechanical drawings?

Howard: Oh, sorry. I was gonna do it last night, but I got kind of busy.

Raj: Yeah, you did.

Amy: What are they talking about?

Sheldon: I'll give you a hint. It's something that we have done four times.

Amy: Watched La La Land?

Sheldon: What? No. No. I've not watched La La Land four times. If you find the soundtrack on my phone, that's just 'cause our iTunes accounts are linked.

Howard: Looks like I might have a little more time before the baby gets here, so why don't we just stay late and get it done?

Amy: Well, I don't want you to leave Bernadette alone.

Leonard: Oh, we can hang out and keep her company.

Raj: Yeah, absolutely.

Sheldon: See, see. Look at my Netflix queue. There's two documentaries and the movie Friends with Benefits, which I thought was a documentary about employer health care plans.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Penny: Hey, Bernie, it's me. I let myself in.

Bernadette: Hey.

Penny: What are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest.

Bernadette: That's done, but I've been on stair rest for the last 45 minutes.

Penny: Here, let me help you.

Bernadette: Yeah. If you really want to help, put on a rubber glove, reach on up there and start pulling.

Penny: I know you're joking, but I grew up on a farm. I'll do it.

Bernadette: Oh, I just want this to be over.

Penny: You know, when my yoga instructor was pregnant, she told me there are tons of poses that put her right into labour.

Bernadette: I'll try, but I feel like bendy poses are what got me into this mess.

Later

Penny: Okay, we're gonna start with some nice breathing exercises.

Bernadette: Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is.

Penny: Oh, thank you.

Bernadette: Go put on some more clothes, you bitch.

Later

Penny: Okay, we go down... And back up… And back up!

Bernadette: Yeah, hearing you is not the problem… Put that phone away!

Penny: Smile.

Later

Raj: I'm telling you, there's an acupressure point right above your ankle that can induce contractions.

Bernadette: All right, but just a warning. My feet are a little swollen.

Raj: Oh, please, Bernadette. I'm sure this… Okay.

Bernadette: What?

Raj: Nothing. Your ankles look fine, and not at all like I just popped open a can of crescent rolls.

Later

Leonard: My mother believes that if you're not prepared mentally, it can delay your body from going into labour.

Bernadette: So what are you trying to say? It's my fault?

Leonard: Raj is crazy. Your ankles aren't that gross.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: entrance

Sheldon: Hello.

Bernadette: Let me guess. You're here to try to get me to go into labour.

Sheldon: Oh, please. I'm disgusted when people sneeze, and that's just stuff coming out of their nose. No. I am here to sit with you and keep you company.

Bernadette: Oh, that's nice.

Sheldon: Yeah, by playing the most complicated board game ever invented: Campaign for North Africa. I bought it off eBay. It smells a little like chili, but all the pieces are there.

Bernadette: Come on, baby. Get out here right now and I'll buy you a pony.

Caltech: Amy’s lab

Howard: Are there any engineers on the grant committee?

Amy: I don't know. Why?

Howard: I didn't have time to figure out the three-input hydraulic manifold, so this diagram is really just a flux capacitor from Back to the Future.

Amy: I'm sorry this is on such short notice.

Howard: Hey, I just wish I could be there when you present it.

Amy: That's okay. It's more important that you spend time with Michael.

Howard: Who's Michael?

Amy: Uh, your son?

Howard: No, it's not. My son doesn't have a name yet.

Amy: Okay, well, then, Bernadette's son.

Howard: I can't believe her. She knows I don't want to name the baby after her dad.

Amy: What did you want to name him?

Howard: I don't know. We were gonna wait until we saw what he looked like.

Amy: Well, it's a baby. Her dad's a wrinkly bald man. That wasn't gonna break your way.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Bernadette: Ah, come on!

Sheldon: Welcome to the next five to eight weeks of your life.

Bernadette: Sheldon, I said I didn't want to play your game.

Sheldon: Well, then don't think of it as a game. Think of it as a source of information about one of the lesser known campaigns of World War II.

Bernadette: You're right. That's so much better.

Sheldon: I know, right? Okay, first, we need to roll to determine the weather.

Bernadette: It's a desert. Isn't it gonna be hot?

Sheldon: Yes.

Howard: Michael? Really, you think we're naming him Michael?

Bernadette: Not now, Howard. I'm in the middle of a game.

Sheldon: You wish. You are hundreds of hours away from the middle.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: Kitchen

Howard: I can't believe you're trying to hijack our son's name. Bernie?

Bernadette: This is as fast as I move! Calm down!

Howard: So you're just gonna name him Michael? Were you even gonna tell me?

Bernadette: I told you.

Howard: When?

Bernadette: Oh, right. That was Amy… What's wrong with Michael? It's my dad's name.

Howard: I don't want to name our son after your father.

Bernadette: I didn't want to say this, but he's dying.

Howard: He is?

Bernadette: Eventually. I mean, you see the way the man eats.

Howard: Okay, is this the hormones, or have you always been a lunatic?

Bernadette: I don't even know anymore.

Howard: Bernie, this is our kid's name. I think we should both agree.

Bernadette: You're right. We both made this baby.

Howard: Thank you.

Bernadette: And I carried it, had to stay in bed for four months, sacrificed my body and my job, and soon it's gonna burst its way out of me like the Kool-Aid Man.

Howard: Exactly. Fifty-fifty.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Amy: I think I got Bernadette in trouble. Maybe we should go.

Sheldon: I-I can't. She and I are playing Campaign for North Africa.

Amy: She doesn't want to play that. Hmm?

Sheldon: Neither did the Egyptians, but that didn't stop Rommel.

Raj: Hey! I brought Chinese.

Penny: And I brought Indian.

Amy: What are you guys doing here?

Leonard: Sheldon texted and said Bernadette wanted us all to come over.

Sheldon: The game's best with five to ten players.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: Kitchen

Bernadette: Okay, if it's not Michael, then what do you want to name him?

Howard: Harry, like Potter or Houdini.

Bernadette: It doesn't bother you that I have an old boyfriend named Harry?

Howard: Okay. How 'bout Al or Max or... Ted or Kevin?

Bernadette: Same answer.

Sheldon: Hey, Bernadette, it's your turn. Penny's air force is strafing your supply line in Tobruk.

Bernadette: We're kind of busy.

Sheldon: Oh. 'Kay. But you're being pretty rude. Everyone did come over to play this game with you.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Penny: You know, I always thought Christian was a nice name.

Howard: I don't know. Sounds a little too uncircumcised.

Sheldon: Bernadette, it's your turn.

Bernadette: What about Greg?

Sheldon: All right, I'll just roll for you… Ooh! That is a good one! Your troops' morale rating is pretty high. Now, Leonard, as the defender, we need to subtract your morale rating from Bernadette's to get a final adjusted morale rating for the assault. And I will just check the assault differential column. Ooh! Who said war was hell? Yeah, that's a rhetorical question. Sherman said it.

Raj: What about Sherman? Like, Sherman Wolowitz.

Leonard: Yeah, that's a kid who's gonna take his mother to prom.

Amy: Hey, Howard, you did that, right?

Howard: I didn't take her. She chaperoned. We slow-danced once.

Bernadette: What about Paul?

Howard: Paul. Paul Wolowitz. I like it.

Raj: Ooh, like "Koothra-Paul-i."

Bernadette: Okay, you ruined it.

Sheldon: All right, that moves us on to the tactical shipping phase. Penny, I believe, as logistics commander, that's you.

Penny: Okay. I surrender.

Sheldon: Nice try, Penny. It takes more than everybody not enjoying it to stop a game with Sheldon Cooper.

Amy: Sheldon, we're talking about something important here.

Sheldon: Fine. If you pick a baby name, can we get back to playing?

Bernadette: Sure.

Sheldon: All right, here we go. Ranatanata.

Raj: You can't name him Ranatanata.

Sheldon: Oh, right, it's a boy. That'd be ridiculous. What about Ozymandias?

Penny: Are you making these up or having a stroke?

Sheldon: Ozymandias is from a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley. Oh, oh! Bysshe Wolowitz. Solved. Back to the game… Heyo! Sandstorm!

Leonard: Some people name their kids after places.

Howard: Like what, Walla Walla Wolowitz?

Sheldon: If you think that is better than Ozymandias Wolowitz, then you have been breathing in the poisonous gas that my troops illegally dispersed.

Bernadette: Ooh!

Howard: You okay?

Bernadette: Uh, I think that was a contraction.

Howard: Is it time? Do we need to go to the hospital?

Bernadette: No. We've been through this before. My water hasn't even broken yet.

Sheldon: Never mind your water. Has your mucus plug popped out?

Bernadette: Ew, no!

Sheldon: Oh, you're right. We probably would've heard that.

Penny: It's not a champagne cork. Although that would be festive.

Bernadette: You know what, maybe we should go.

Howard: Did you have another contraction?

Bernadette: No. I'm just worried that Sheldon's gonna say "mucus plug" again.

Sheldon: And I'm worried one's gonna hit me in the eye.

Howard: Yep, it's time.

Raj: Should we take two cars?

Howard: Uh, actually, could you stay here and watch Halley? That way we don't have to wait for Bernadette's parents.

Penny: Yeah, you guys go. We'll take care of her. You have nothing to worry about.

Sheldon: Well, not nothing. There are U-boats approaching the Suez Canal.

Leonard: It's too late for us. Go, go! Save yourselves!

Sheldon: Suez? Birth? It's a big night for canals.

Howard’s car

Howard: How you feeling?

Bernadette: Eh. But I am really excited to meet our son.

Howard: Me, too. I thought I'd be super freaked out. But I'm ready for this. Well, not the part where you're in labour and you squeeze my fingers till they turn blue.

Bernadette: I'm sorry. That must be really painful for you.

Howard: It is. I mean, last time, I... Okay, I see what you're doing.

Bernadette: Ooh, ooh, ooh. It's a big one.

Howard: Just breathe.

Bernadette: Okay. Okay, I'm good. I'm sorry I tried to sneak the name past you.

Howard: That's okay.

Bernadette: I'm sorry I used up so many good names in college. I was really competitive with my roommate.

Howard: Forget about it. Please.

Bernadette: You know what, maybe we're putting too much pressure on this. It doesn't matter what we name him. He's gonna be amazing.

Howard: You're right. This kid is part you and part me.

Bernadette: Yeah. He's gonna be smart and kind and funny.

Howard: If he cracks five-foot-six, it'll be a miracle.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Amy: I've always liked the name Elliott.

Leonard: Sorry, can't have it. That's my boy name.

Amy: I said it first.

Leonard: It's not like calling dibs.

Amy: Yes, it is. It's exactly like that. Dibs on Elliott.

Leonard: I-I'm just saying, we might get there first. You only have sex once a year. I'll probably have sex tonight… Fine, you can have Elliott.

Penny: When did you pick out our kids' names?

Leonard: Remember that day you moved into the building?

Penny: Yes.

Leonard: A non-creepy amount of time after that.

Sheldon: Yeah, I like the name Elliott. That wasn't on my list, but I like it.

Raj: We've heard your names. They're ridiculous. And I have a cousin named Dilip.

Sheldon: Well, I wasn't going to give them any of the good names. I'm saving those for us.

Amy: Really? You've thought about our kids?

Sheldon: Of course. I think you and I will have exceptional children.

Amy: Aw. Well, I think so, too.

Raj: How many kids do you guys want?

Amy: Two.

Sheldon: 15.

Amy: What?

Sheldon: Don't worry. I don't expect you to bear them all. I'm sure we can find a suitable uterus to rent.

Leonard: No!

Penny: Uh-uh!

Amy: We weren't thinking about you.

Sheldon: Of course not. I am going to the kitchen. Can I get anybody anything? Penny, nice glass of milk and a multivitamin?

Later

Sheldon: Guys. Guys, wake up. Terrible news.

Penny: Oh, my God. What, what, what? Is it the baby?

Sheldon: No. No, no, we miscalculated our unassigned armour class units. We need to start over.

Raj: What?

Sheldon: Oh, no, no, no, not from the beginning. Just from when the tanks started moving.

Leonard: That was five hours ago.

Sheldon: Mm, no. No, that was two hours ago. It only feels like five.

Amy: What time is it?

Leonard: It's almost 2:30.

Raj: Don't you think we should've heard something?

Penny: I'm sure they're fine.

Raj: I'm calling them.

Howard: Hey!

Raj: Hey, everything okay?

Howard: Yeah! The baby was born about an hour ago.

Raj: Dude, why didn't you call me?!

Howard: The only way I would see my son for the first time and immediately think "I need to call Raj" is if he came out brown.

Sheldon: You know, it can take some time for pigment to form. You're still not out of the woods.

Penny: Congratulations!

Leonard: Yeah. Hey, what'd you name him?

Howard: Neil Michael. Neil for Armstrong, Gaiman, and Diamond. Michael because Bernie had to get six stitches.

Amy: Neil… That's cute.

Bernadette: But we're calling him Michael!

Howard: I'm not gonna fight her. That kid's head was the size of a cantaloupe.

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