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#10.05 : Jacuzzi a dit

Résumé : Sheldon et Amy naviguent entre les problèmes de vivre ensemble alors qu'Howard et Bernadette décident de partir en vacances à Palm Springs.

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Titre VO
The Hot Tub Contamination

Titre VF
Jacuzzi a dit

Première diffusion
17.10.2016

Première diffusion en France
24.10.2016

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Logo de la chaîne Canal+ Séries

France (inédit)
Lundi 21.08.2017 à 20:50

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Etats-Unis (inédit)
Lundi 17.10.2016 à 20:00
14.20m / 3.5% (18-49)

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Scénario : Chuck Lorre, Maria Ferrari & Tara Hernandez

Réalisation : Mark Cendrowski

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Penny: Okay, I'm confused. Which one is Mr. Robot?

Leonard: I'll give you a hint. We're watching Daredevil.

Sheldon: Will you two please inform Amy how much you enjoy adhering to a strict bathroom schedule?

Penny: Can't.

Leonard: Won't.

Penny: Didn't.

Leonard: Don't.

Amy: I told you, you can't regulate every aspect of our lives.

Sheldon: I can if you'd just roll over and accept your fate.

Amy: I'm sorry for bringing this over here.

Penny: Believe me, we know what you're going through.

Leonard: And I-I think the most helpful thing we can tell you is no backsies.

Penny: Mm-hmm.

Amy: Sheldon, I understand that you like things a certain way and I'm willing to make some concessions, but you have to be open to compromise.

Penny: She's right. That's reasonable.

Sheldon: Oh, look who's in favour of compromise, the woman who married Leonard Hofstadter.

Leonard: Hey, she didn't compromise. She settled. There's a difference.

Penny: Yeah. You tell him, babe.

Comic Book Center

Raj: What time do you and Bernadette head out?

Howard: As soon as I get home. We're hoping to make it before dark.

Raj: I've never been to Palm Springs.

Stuart: Oh, you should go. It's terrific. I-I really thrive anywhere the women and the temperature are over 90.

Raj: I don't know. If I want to watch old people sweat, I can just FaceTime my family in India.

Stuart: It's nice you and Bernadette are getting away.

Howard: Well, she wants us to spend more time together before the baby comes.

Stuart: So then what are you doing here buying comic books?

Howard: Well, he wants us to spend more time together before the baby comes.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Leonard: When you live with someone, there's gonna be conflict. You just have to keep communicating.

Sheldon: I'm open to that.

Amy: Okay. Well, for starters, there's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.

Penny: Sheldon, what do you say to that?

Sheldon: I think we should see other people.

Amy: What?!

Sheldon: Well, as a male, I have an evolutionary drive to perpetuate my DNA. Restricting myself to a single partner is against my nature.

Amy: We sleep together once a year! You want other partners?

Sheldon: Don't blame me. Blame your pal, biology. He's the pervert pulling the strings here.

Amy: You wanna see other people? Go see other people.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Penny: I hope one of those people is a monkey, 'cause this is bananas.

Leonard: You can make jokes, but if this keeps up, he's gonna move back in here.

Penny: All right. Well, let's just get them apart for a while so they can cool down.

Leonard: Good. Then before we reintroduce them, we'll give him one of her sweaters so he can get used to her scent again.

Penny: So it's okay for you to joke around?

Leonard: No, that's actually what we did with him when Howard came back from space.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Howard: Honey, how ya feeling? The book says at this stage of the pregnancy morning sickness should be going away… So that's good news, right?

Bernadette: The only thing I hate more than you right now is that book!

Howard: There she is! Who's ready for a hot, three-hour car ride to the desert?

Bernadette: Next vomit is gonna be in your lap.

Howard: I'm sorry. We don't have to go.

Bernadette: But it's our last chance to take a vacation that's just the two of us.

Howard: How 'bout we stay here? We don't even have to tell anyone. It'll be like a secret vacation at home.

Bernadette: Keeping secrets from our friends-- that does sound kinda fun.

Howard: Does it sound... Sexy?

Bernadette: You just heard me throwing up.

Howard: You bet I did.

Bernadette: You're so weird.

Howard: You know what's weird? How turned on you are right now.

Penny’s car

Sheldon: You know, people are quick to accuse me of being difficult to live with, but the truth is, Amy is just as challenging.

Penny: Just as challenging.

Sheldon: Yes.

Penny: As you.

Sheldon: Yes.

Penny: Just as challenging as you.

Sheldon: When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night, it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed for the storm cellar.

Penny: Leonard breathes on me, too. It's not a big deal.

Sheldon: She's always complaining about people at work.

Penny: Well, so does Leonard. It's kind of annoying, but it's not the end of the world.

Sheldon: Do you know that when I get out of the shower, she eyes me up and down like I'm a piece of meat?

Penny: You know, so does Leonard. Can't I just get ready in the morning without him giving me his goofy thumbs-up? "Hey."

Sheldon: I know. Sometimes I would just like to be appreciated for my mind.

Penny: Agreed! Thank you!

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: That feels great.

Howard: Well, pulling a quarter out of your ear isn't the only magic these hands can do. In fact, wh-what's this between your toes?!

Bernadette: Can you please stop making money come out of me for two minutes? Was that the front door?

Howard: It sounded like it. Oh, my God. Someone's in the house.

Bernadette: Lock the door, lock the door!

Howard: We should call the police.

Bernadette: Uh... I left my phone downstairs.

Howard: Damn, so did I.

Bernadette: Wait, I have my iPad!

Howard: What are we gonna do, e-mail 911?

Bernadette: That's not helpful!

Howard: You know I rely on humour in times of stress.

Bernadette: Let me know when you start, because that wasn't funny!

Howard: Is that the hot tub?

Bernadette: Who would use our hot tub?

Howard: Well, the answer is both more and less disturbing than you think.

Bernadette: Who is it?

Howard: Stuart… He heard me talking about us going away. I guess he decided to invite himself over?

Bernadette: Should we say something to him?

Howard: Maybe. How 'bout, "Hey, you look like a boiled chicken breast"?

Bernadette: I meant like, "What are you doing here?"

Howard: Nah, that's not gonna hurt his feelings.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Amy: Why is nothing easy with him?

Leonard: Look, here's the thing you need to understand about Sheldon: he's the worst.

Amy: I prefer to think of it as high-maintenance.

Leonard: I prefer to think of myself as five-ten, but I still need to get all my pants hemmed.

Amy: I guess I should have known what I was getting myself into.

Leonard: Don't beat yourself up. You've never lived with anyone before.

Amy: That's true.

Leonard: And you're starting out with Sheldon Cooper. That's like getting your first pet and having it be-- I don't know... What's a kind of pet that ruins your life?

Amy: You're not making me feel better.

Leonard: Look, even when Penny and I started living together, there was a-a learning curve. But I promise you, it does get easier.

Amy: He put a sign up in the bathroom that says, "Number of days without Amy's hair on the soap."

Leonard: Yeah. My record was six.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: Is it me, or is there something fun about watching him just float there?

Howard: Maybe this is why people get fish tanks… Who just turned the porch lights on?

Bernadette: Is someone else here?

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Raj: Hmm. They must have left the tub on. Good thing I stopped by… Ah! Oh my God !

Later

Raj: What are you doing here?!

Stuart: What are you doing here?!

Raj: Maybe Howard and Bernadette said I could be here!

Stuart: Did they?

Raj: Answer the question! What are you doing here?!

Stuart: I had nothing else to do tonight. The last couple of months, I come here when I know they're not home.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Howard: What?!

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Stuart: They heard me in the bushes once, but they thought it was a raccoon.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: I told you raccoons don't say "Uh-oh."

Penny’s car

Penny: You know, one night, Leonard's nose whistled so loud, I swear it was like sleeping on a train track.

Sheldon: Have you noticed it's always an A-flat?

Penny: Is it? Oh! It's like his sinuses are right here in the car.

Sheldon: If we're just going to drive around aimlessly, the least you could do is take me for ice cream.

Penny: Yeah, I'll take you for ice cream.

Sheldon: Well, see, why can't Amy be that subservient? She has coitus one time, suddenly she's Gloria Steinem… Anyway, I suppose an ice cream parlour will be a good place to meet other women.

Penny: Oh, please, you're barely interested in a physical relationship with one person. Why would you want to confuse and disappoint others?

Sheldon: Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within. When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think, "hubba hubba" like any other guy.

Penny: You kiss your mother with that mouth? 'Cause it's fine.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Raj: Here you go.

Stuart: Thank you.

Raj: Shall we toast?

Stuart: To Howard and Bernadette, and the house key they never asked me to return.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: You said you got it back.

Howard: Well, clearly, I lied.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Raj: So how's your apartment?

Stuart: Not great. The electricity's out.

Raj: So why don't you get it fixed?

Stuart: I called, and they're like, "Pay your bill!"

Raj: Of you ever need somewhere to crash, there's always my place.

Stuart: Oh, no. I don't want to be an inconvenience. You've got all your lady friends, and...

Raj: Actually, I'm single now.

Stuart: What?! When did that happen?

Raj: It's okay. It's by choice. Well, their choice, and it's not okay.

Stuart: Oh. Sorry. I didn't know.

Raj: Nobody does. I was embarrassed so I didn't say anything.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Bernadette: Why wouldn't he tell us? Are we bad friends?

Howard: He's in our hot tub drinking our wine.

Bernadette: Yeah, he deserves to be alone.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Stuart: So you're back out on the dating scene now?

Raj: Yeah, yeah, a little.

Stuart: Oh, that must be fun. How's that going?

Raj: I'm in a hot tub with you, so pretty bad.

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: kitchen

Amy: Maybe I should just give in to his stupid bathroom schedule.

Leonard: No, don't do that.

Amy: But you did!

Leonard: Exactly! Learn from my mistakes! No matter where I am at 7:18 a.m., there better be a toilet nearby.

Amy: It's just so much easier to give him what he wants.

Leonard: Oh, true, but think of how much you've accomplished. Who got him to stop purelling his pocket change?

Amy: Me.

Leonard: And who got him to put things other than gloves in the glove compartment?

Amy: Me. It was mittens.

Leonard: Mm. And who got him to try a turkey dog?

Amy: That was actually Koothrappali, but I did let him spit it out in my hand.

Leonard: Look, how can you stop now? That's like walking out of Pinocchio right before he becomes a real boy.

Amy: You know, you're right. I'm in this relationship, too. I need to stand up for myself.

Leonard: Of course you do.

Amy: And if he doesn't like it, he can move back here.

Leonard: Oh. He can try. He'd just need a good locksmith.

Ice café

Penny: Well, who you gonna hit on? The girl in front of us got strawberry. That's your favourite.

Sheldon: No. No, if we both like it, I'll spend the rest of my life opening the freezer and going, "Aw, no strawberry."

Penny: What about the girl behind the counter?

Sheldon: Hmm?  Well, she spends her whole day scooping. One arm's probably bigger than the other.

Penny: Is it possible you might not actually want to meet someone?

Sheldon: You are truly wise.

Penny: Thank you.

Sheldon: I'd say wise beyond your years, but you're getting up there.

Penny: All right. Come on. What is really going on with you?

Sheldon: Penny, I am going to tell you a story that I've never told anyone.

Penny: All right.

Sheldon: I was 13 years old, and on spring break from college.

Penny: Not relating. Go on.

Sheldon: I came home early because they ran out of math to teach me.

Penny: Oh, now I'm with ya. Okay.

Sheldon: My mother was at bible study. I walked in the house expecting to find it empty, and I heard a sound coming from my parents' bedroom. When I opened the door, I saw my father having relations with another woman.

Penny: Oh, that's awful!

Sheldon: I know. It's also why I never open a door without knocking three times… I mean, the first one's traditional, but two and three are for people to get their pants on.

Penny: Well, what happened with your dad?

Sheldon: We locked eyes, I ran to my room, and we never, ever spoke of it.

Penny: You poor thing.

Sheldon: Since Amy and I have been living together, we've been bickering like my parents used to.

Penny: And you're afraid you're gonna do something like your dad did?

Sheldon: Yes. I need to prepare her now to save her from pain down the road.

Penny: Down the road? Sheldon, she wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you, and now you're at an ice cream parlour trying to pick up women!

Sheldon: Well, anything can sound silly when you put it in that tone.

Penny: Honey, instead of worrying about pain you might cause in the future, how about trying to fix the pain you're causing her right now?

Sheldon: I'm sure you're right… I suppose I should apologize to you, as well.

Penny: Okay.

Sheldon: That must have hurt watching me look for other women without ever even considering you… Please understand that I think of you as more of a nanny.

Penny: Just finish your ice cream so I can get you home to bed.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Raj: I wonder if this is what it feels like to be Bernadette's baby.

Stuart: I don't know. Bernadette's baby doesn't have a Jacuzzi jet hitting just the right spot.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: bedroom

Howard: Those jets are for my secret spot, not his!

Bernadette: What do you do in there?!

Howard: It's called relaxing, and that's all you need to know.

Bernadette and Howard’s house: garden

Raj: Well, it's getting late. Maybe we should head home.

Stuart: Yeah, you're probably right.

Raj: You coming?

Stuart: Yeah, just give me a minute.

Raj: Why?

Stuart: Well, you know how you're wearing a bathing suit?

Raj: Yeah?

Stuart: I kind of went the other way.

Howard: You jackasses just bought yourselves a hot tub!

Penny and Leonard’s apartment: living room

Leonard: What do you think?

Amy: It's a nice enough spot. You know, if I'm going to start standing up for myself, this is exactly the kind of thing...

Penny: We're back!

Amy: Oh, hi! Hi!

Sheldon: Hello.

Leonard: How you guys doing?

Penny: We're doing good. I think Sheldon has something he would like to say to Amy.

Sheldon: I wanted to apologize for my behaviour today. It... It was unnecessary. This is warm… Oh, and also, I am willing to forego the bathroom schedule.

Amy: Oh. Really?

Leonard: Why does she get that?! We never got that!

Penny: Do you want him back?

Leonard: I'm very happy for you.

Sheldon: Amy, you should know I was never really interested in seeing other women. And to prove how serious I am about us, I'm willing to take our relationship to the next level.

Amy and Sheldon’s apartment: bathroom

Sheldon: Amy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me?

Amy: I would love to.

Leonard: Did we really need to be here for this?

Penny: Call me crazy, but I found it moving.

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