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#901 : Mariage et conséquences

Résumé : Leonard et Penny arrivent à Las Vegas quant aux autres, ils se réunissent chez Howard pour regarder le mariage en ligne. Sheldon pousse Amy à prendre sa décision sur leurs relations.

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Titre VO
The Matrimony Momentum

Titre VF
Mariage et conséquences

Première diffusion
21.09.2015

Première diffusion en France
28.06.2016

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Logo de la chaîne NRJ 12

France (inédit)
Mercredi 23.08.2017 à 20:55

Logo de la chaîne CBS

Etats-Unis (inédit)
Lundi 21.09.2015 à 20:00
18.20m / 4.7% (18-49)

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Scénario : Chuck Lorre, Jim Reynolds et Maria Ferrari

RéalisationMark Cendrowski

Guests : Laura Spencer (Emily Sweeney), LaVelle LaRue (Agent de sécurité)

Chapel

Penny: So, what package are you thinking?

Leonard: Mm, this one comes with music and flowers. Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet.

Penny: Why would we want that?

Leonard: 'Cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don't believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist. Let's give them hope.

Penny: Whatever. Put us on the Internet. I've always wanted a wedding with a comment section.

Leonard: I-If you're not into this, we can do it another time.

Penny: No. No, I want to. Look, we've put this off long enough. Let's do it.

Leonard: Aw. That's exactly what you said the first time we slept together… Oh, excuse me. Sheldon.

Chapel / Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment / Amy’s apartment

Leonard: Hey.

Sheldon: Leonard, have you gotten married yet?

Leonard: No. Why?

Sheldon: Good. Don't do it!

Leonard: Why not?

Sheldon: Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst… I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Leonard: What happened now?

Sheldon: Amy has ended our relationship.

Leonard: Oh, no. Seriously?

Penny: What's going on?

Leonard: Amy broke up with Sheldon.

Penny: She did?

Sheldon: Is Penny crying?

Leonard: No.

Sheldon: No, of course not. They thrive on our suffering.

Leonard: Buddy, I-I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do?

Sheldon: Yes. If I ever talk about going out with a girl again, roll your eyes at me like I do to you when you say dumb things.

Leonard: Sheldon, uh, o-okay, just because you're going through this with Amy doesn't mean that all women are bad.

Sheldon: Whatever.

Penny: Hey, I just heard about you and Sheldon. Are you okay?

Amy: Not really. Can you come over?

Penny: Uh, actually I'm in Vegas. Leonard and I are about to get married.

Amy: Hold on. You're getting married and you didn't invite me?

Penny: Well, it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing.

Amy: Wow. Hope I can catch the bouquet from here.

Penny: Amy, don't be like that.

Sheldon: Why did I just hear Amy's name?

Leonard: Penny's on the phone with her.

Sheldon: Did she say anything about me? Never mind. I don't care. Well, if you care, you can find out and tell me. Just don't be shocked when you find out that I don't care.

Penny: Okay, will you relax? You're not missing anything special.

Leonard: Hey.

Penny: She's upset. Look, it's gonna be a great wedding. Look at you in your little suit.

Sheldon: Amy's upset? Is it about me?

Leonard: No, I think it's because we're eloping.

Sheldon: Your marriage is causing her pain? Yeah, great, I take it back. Go ahead and do it. Yay for love!

Hallway

Sheldon: Hello.

Amy: Oh! What are you doing here?

Sheldon: When last we spoke, you said you needed time.

Amy: Well, it's only been 11 hours.

Sheldon: The Lord of the Rings trilogy was nearly 11 hours. I made you watch that, you said it was an eternity.

Amy: Sheldon, when I'm ready to talk, I'll let you know.

Sheldon: Very well. You seem to be headed somewhere. May I walk with you?

Amy: Sure.

Sheldon: Boy, I'm glad we're going out again.

Amy: We're not back together.

Sheldon: Why? Is there someone else? Just couldn't wait for that first notch on your bedpost, could you?

Amy: If you must know, I'm going to Howard and Bernadette's to watch the wedding.

Sheldon: And who's this guy you're taking?

Amy: There's no guy!

Sheldon: Oh, you're going to a wedding alone? That's sad.

Amy: I'm not gonna be alone. I'll be with my friends.

Sheldon: Your friends? Well, I think you mean my friends. And why wasn't I invited to this?

Amy: Maybe because the two of us being there would make them feel awkward.

Sheldon: We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing!

Chapel

Leonard: They're running a little behind. Should be pretty soon.

Penny: Okay.

Leonard: Hey, if you're hungry, there's a breakfast buffet at the strip club next door.

Penny: Thanks, but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs.

Leonard: I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay… Look, it-it's not how I pictured it either, but I'm still glad we're doing it.

Penny: Me, too.

Leonard: You sure?

Penny: Yes.

Leonard: And you promise you're okay with everything from the car?

Penny: Oh, my God, would you stop bringing it up?

Leonard: You're right. I'm sorry… We have the rest of our lives to dredge stuff up from the past and fight about it… So what do you think? Should we run next door and grab a bite?

Penny: What if they call our names?

Leonard: Oh, don't worry. They gave me this vibrating coaster.

Penny: Oh, and the fairy tale continues.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Amy: Thank you for doing this.

Bernadette: Our pleasure. You feeling okay?

Amy: We were together for so long, I honestly don't know what I'm feeling.

Howard: Well, that's understandable. You forgot. It's called "happy."

Bernadette: Howard.

Howard: I'm not saying anything bad. Just that she was in love with her captor and somehow managed to escape from his dark and crazy dungeon.

Stuart: I know what you're going through. My-my last breakup was pretty tough.

Amy: Oh. What was her name?

Stuart: Hey, it's a true story. I don't need the third degree.

Bernadette: For God's sake, Sheldon, what are you doing?

Sheldon: I didn't want to come in. I was told it would make everyone feel uncomfortable. So I'll just stay out here and pretend that I don't have to go to the bathroom.

Bernadette: Howard, do something.

Howard: I'm on it.

Bernadette: Sheldon, you being here might not be making things better.

Sheldon: I see. And is that why everybody was invited but me?

Amy: They didn't invite everybody but you. Bernadette invited me, and Stuart lives here.

Raj: Who wants hot cinnamon rolls?

Chapel

Minister: So, when you hear the music, that's your cue. Any questions?

Leonard: Oh, the package that we paid for said the aisle was supposed to be strewn with rose petals.

Minister: Where are the rose petals?!

Receptionist: We're out!

Leonard: You know what? It's fine.

Receptionist: We can use the potpourri from the bathroom!

Penny: Really, we're good.

Leonard: Yup, just want to get married.

Penny: Yeah.

Minister: Great. I'll see you two up there.

Leonard: This is it.

Penny: I know.

Leonard: I love you.

Penny: I love you, too.

Receptionist: Was that a yes or no on the potpourri?!

Penny: No, thank you!

Leonard: We're good!

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Sheldon: Raj, you're probably wondering why Amy and I aren't showing any affection to one another.

Raj: Didn't even crack the top ten.

Sheldon: Well, you should know that she recently broke up with me.

Amy: I said I needed time to think.

Raj: I'm sure you guys will figure something out.

Sheldon: You hear that? Raj is devastated.

Bernadette: Sheldon, shh. The wedding's starting.

Sheldon: I see what's happening. Sides are forming. Well, if Bernadette's on Amy's team, I pick Howard.

Howard: I'm not taking sides.

Sheldon: Fine, I guess I'm stuck with Raj.

Raj: Really?

Stuart: At least you got picked.

Chapel

Minister: Before I go any further, have either of you prepared your own vows?

Leonard: Yes.

Penny: No. You wrote vows?

Leonard: Yeah.

Penny: Well, I don't have any. You're kind of making me look bad.

Leonard: It's okay. I-I don't have to say them.

Penny: No, no, no, go ahead. I'll come up with something mushy, you'll cry, we got this.

Leonard: "Penny, we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms travelled 14 billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole."

Penny: Wow.

Minister: Penny?

Penny: Right. Um... Okay… Leonard, I mean, you're not only the love of my life. I mean, you're my best friend, and... You've got a friend in me… You got troubles. I got them, too… There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We stick together, and we can see it through, 'cause... You've got a friend in me.

Minister: Is that the song from Toy Story?

Penny: He loves that movie.

Leonard: I do.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: living room

Bernadette: Aw, that was beautiful.

Howard: Yeah. I mean, not like our wedding beautiful.

Bernadette: No, we totally won.

Sheldon: Amy, I don't understand, are we broken up or not? It's like you can't make up your mind.

Amy: It's because you're not giving me any space to think.

Sheldon: Well, you should think fast, because men can sire offspring their entire lives, but those eggs you're toting around have a sell-by date.

Amy: You know what, Sheldon, you've made this really easy. You're immature, you're selfish, you just insulted me to my face. I don't need any more time to think. We're broken up.

Bernadette: Amy...

Sheldon: Will someone take me home?

Raj: Yeah. Come on, I'll give you a ride.

Minister:... Symbolizes your eternal love. I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Penny: We did it!

Leonard: I'm so glad you guys could watch!

Howard: We'll say it was beautiful in the comment section.

Hotel: hallway

Leonard: No, no, no. Hang on. I believe I'm supposed to carry you across the threshold.

Penny: Can you?

Leonard: Who do you think carries Sheldon to bed when he falls asleep in front of the TV?

Penny: Okay, let's do it.

Hotel: room

Penny: You gonna make it?

Leonard: I'm okay!

Penny: Nicely done!

Leonard: Thank you. Finally, there's a Mrs. Hofstadter who isn't disappointed in me.

Penny: Well, the night is still young.

Leonard: Everything all right?

Penny: Yeah. I guess.

Leonard: Just tell me.

Penny: It's just, when we were kissing, I couldn't help but picture you with that other girl.

Leonard: Oh, no. No, come on. I have a friend in you. You said so.

Penny: You're right. Just forget it.

Leonard: Yeah… Okay, listen. Uh... If you're imagining that it was sexy, it wasn't. We-we were both drunk, and she smelled like an ashtray. The boat was moving a lot, so I chipped her tooth.

Penny: Did you feel guilty?

Leonard: No, she had dental insurance.

Penny: Did you feel guilty after kissing her?

Leonard: Yes. I felt guilty as soon as it happened. I feel guilty every time I see her.

Penny: What do you mean, every time you see her?

Leonard: What... Do I mean? Boy, that's a toughie.

Penny: You still see her?

Leonard: Well, no, not socially. But, you know, just at work.

Penny: You work with her?! How could you not tell me that?!

Leonard: I wanted to tell you in the car, but you told me to stop talking!

Penny: Oh, okay. So you're saying this is my fault?

Leonard: No, of course not. Okay, l-look, instead of fighting, why don't we dim the lights, um, get naked and make a baby? I was trying to lighten the mood. It's not easy. You try it.

Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment / Mary Cooper’s house

Sheldon: Hello, Mother.

Mary: Shelly! How's my baby doing?

Sheldon: I just wanted to let you know that you can remove Amy from your nightly prayers. Unless you're open to praying for a beehive to fall on her head.

Mary: Oh, what's going on?

Sheldon: She broke up with me.

Mary: Oh, Shelly.

Sheldon: No, I'll be okay. But I think that I'd like to send the ring back to you.

Mary: Well, let's not be hasty. Are you sure it's over for good?

Sheldon: It's over for me. I'm done with women. Like when I swore off Pop Rocks. They both hurt you on purpose.

Mary: You want to tell me what happened?

Sheldon: Are you going to say it's all part of God's plan?

Mary: Good chance.

Sheldon: Then no, thank you.

Mary: Well, honey, don't send it back yet. Your sister's married, and I'm not letting your brother give my grandmother's ring to that whore he's dating.

Sheldon: Wasn't Mary Magdalene a woman of ill repute?

Mary: When your idiot brother redeems mankind, he can date whoever he wants.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: kitchen

Bernadette: I know it hurts now, but it's gonna get better.

Howard: Yeah. Everything's gonna be okay.

Stuart: You've got so much to offer.

Amy: Thank you.

Stuart: Any man would be lucky to have you.

Bernadette: That's true.

Amy: I just hope I did the right thing.

Stuart: I'm sure you did. Maybe that's the problem… You always do the right thing. Maybe it's time to do the wrong thing.

Amy: Like you're doing right now?

Stuart: Exactly.

Building: stairs

Leonard: I asked you over and over if you were okay. Why would you go through with the wedding if you weren't?

Building: threshold

Penny: I thought I was okay, but it turns out I'm not.

Leonard: Okay, listen, I may not have been entirely faithful, but you, you are not easy to lift!

Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment

Sheldon: Wow! Well, marriage must agree with you. Well, you are just glowing.

Leonard: I'm not glowing. I'm upset.

Sheldon: Well, whatever it is, it agrees with you.

Penny’s apartment: living room

Sheldon: Knock, knock, knock, Penny? Knock, knock, knock, Penny? Knock, knock, knock, Penny?

Building: threshold

Penny: What's this?

Sheldon: Leonard told me what happened, so I took it upon myself to make you a hot beverage.

Penny: Oh. That's so sweet of you.

Sheldon: Yeah. I know.

Penny’s apartment: living room

Sheldon: Turns out, being sweet isn't enough to keep a girl these days. I blame Madonna.

Penny: I'm sorry to hear about you and Amy.

Sheldon: Well, I'm sorry about Leonard. Thought I raised him better than that.

Penny: You know, it's bad enough what happened, but then he tried to hide the fact that he sees her all the time at the university.

Sheldon: He does? Who is it?

Penny: Some girl named Mandy.

Sheldon: Mandy Chao?

Penny: Yeah.

Sheldon: Oh, you don't need to worry about her. She's brilliant and attractive. She can do way better than Leonard.

Penny: That's great.

Sheldon: Wait a minute. I know this may sound farfetched, but I'm on the market now. You know, if I dated Mandy, that would teach both Leonard and Amy a lesson.

Penny: That's ridiculous.

Sheldon: Oh, you're right. I could never be with a woman whose self-esteem was so low she'd be with Leonard.

Penny: I'm with Leonard.

Sheldon: Yeah, I know. Forever… Who would have believed these things would happen to us?

Penny: Right? I can't believe Amy actually went through with it.

Sheldon: Hang on. You knew that she was going to end it with me? Did you try and stop her?

Penny: I told her to be true to herself and do what makes her happy.

Sheldon: Do what makes her happy? She plays the harp and her car is paid for. How much happier can she be?

Penny: Okay, look, it's not my fault that she thought you were a bad boyfriend.

Sheldon: I see… Well... I think I'll be going.

Penny: Sheldon...

Sheldon: No, no, no, no… We are done here… Would you mind opening the door and then angrily slamming it behind me?

Penny: Sure.

Sheldon: Thank you… And slam it hard, because I am pretty steamed.

Howard and Bernadette’s house: kitchen

Howard: All right, Leonard, hang in there. Talk to you tomorrow.

Bernadette: What happened? They just got married.

Howard: I don't know. It's a mess. They had a huge fight in Vegas.

Bernadette: Think they'll break up?

Howard: I don't know. Sounds pretty bad. Penny's back in her apartment all by herself.

Stuart: Really?

Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment: living room

Sheldon: Would you like to hear another reason why men are better than women?

Leonard: Sure, let's make it an even hundred.

Sheldon: You would never kiss me and make me say "I love you" and then break up with me.

Leonard: I wouldn't.

Sheldon: And you know why? 'Cause you're a man. The champagne of genders.

Leonard: Well, I may be a man, but I think I'm the one that screwed up on this one.

Sheldon: Yeah, well, and you admit it, like a man. All you hear women say is, "I'll just have a salad." You know? "Where's my lip gloss? I think this element should be called radium." That last one was Madame Curie.

Leonard: I figured that out.

Sheldon: You know what? She was kind of an honorary man. She had a penis made of science.

Leonard: Can't believe I'm spending my wedding night with you.

Sheldon: Really? I never imagined it any other way.

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